i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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