fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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