two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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