I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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