i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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