i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
its liver damage thursday
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