just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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