I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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