Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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