Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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