I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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