Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
