I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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