its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
try to milk me bitch
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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