Im at strip club and am horny
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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