Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dicks are not precious.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
