carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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