dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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