The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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