Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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