i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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