if i can run in heels then i can drive
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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