Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
