We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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