Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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