Buhtt sex?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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