jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial