I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
My thoughts exactly.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website