I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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