youre lurking in front of me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
