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im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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