I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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