It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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