I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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