Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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