I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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