i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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