im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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