I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
