so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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