R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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