no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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