I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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