I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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