It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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