I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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