So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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