I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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