I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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