Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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