When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize