Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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