The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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