At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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