A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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