Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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